Pulsar

Do you ever feel as though you're about to unlock the secrets of the universe, only to realise that your couch is calling your name loudly -- louder than a toddler in a sweet shop, even? Enter Pulsar: A strain of cannabis whose cosmic high will provide you with both focus and euphoria, striking an ideal balance for whenever those moments of great thinking or hungry whimsy strike. Pulsar cannabis strain possesses enough get-up-and-go to supply energy for a small village; this will take you on a nice little journey through waves of positivity. You'll feel capable and pensive too, able to work through a list of chores while also pondering some major riddles -- such as why buttered toast always hits the floor spread-side down. It's a mood-lifter of a smoke too, one that leaves an enjoyable buzz which might just see you finding yourself hilarious (even when cracking not-so-funny jokes). Then there are the flavours. Picture something nutty with hints of pine freshness and earthy depth: combined they create an incredibly more-ish taste experience -- so much so in fact that if blindfolded, you'd probably think munching a chunk was akin to dining al-fresco in woodland surroundings. This delightful surprise package dances around the mouth and keeps it entertained; each time you think you've pinned down its vibe another one pops up to say hi. In short, every puff of the Pulsar weed strain is like setting off on a tiny taste adventure all of your own.